Top 100 Dad Jokes

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We've just had a hearty dose of dad jokes, but why should the fun stop here? We know that humor is as diverse as it gets, and everyone has their favorite jokes that never fail to tickle their funny bone. So, it's your turn to shine and share the jokes that make you laugh until you cry – yes, we're talking about your favorite dad jokes!

Whether they are groan-worthy puns, clever one-liners, or just plain cheesy, we want to hear them all. Laughter is contagious, and the more, the merrier, right? Sharing your favorite dad joke is as easy as pie (or as cheesy as pizza) – simply drop your joke in the comments below!

Here's a little challenge for you: share a dad joke that you think no one's heard before not on our list. Surprise us with your wit and humor!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

9. What do you call a fake noodle? An "impasta."

10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

13. What do you call a bear that's stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.

14. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

15. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

16. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

17. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

18. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

19. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.

20. I couldn't figure out why my computer was getting so hot. Then I realized I left my coffee mug on top of it.

21. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

22. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called "bagels."

23. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

24. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

25. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

26. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

27. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

28. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

29. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

30. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

31. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

32. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

33. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

34. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

35. What do you call a fake noodle? An "impasta."

36. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

37. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

38. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes.

39. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

40. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

41. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

42. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

43. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

44. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy.

45. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

46. Have you heard about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.

47. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

48. I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

49. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

50. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called "bagels."

51. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

52. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

53. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

55. I'm friends with all gardeners. We have good plant connections.

56. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

57. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

58. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

59. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

60. I couldn't figure out why my computer was getting so hot. Then I realized I left my coffee mug on top of it.

61. I'm friends with all pharmacists. We have good drug connections.

62. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

63. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!

64. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.

65. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

66. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

67. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

68. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy.

69. I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

70. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

72. I'm friends with all gardeners. We have good plant connections.

73. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

74. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

75. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

76. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

77. I couldn't figure out why my computer was getting so hot. Then I realized I left my coffee mug on top of it.

78. I'm friends with all pharmacists. We have good drug connections.

79. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

80. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

81. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

82. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

83. What do you call a fake noodle? An "impasta."

84. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

85. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

86. What do you call a fake noodle? An "impasta."

87. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

88. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

89. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes.

90. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

91. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

92. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

93. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

94. I would avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy.

95. I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

96. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

97. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called "bagels."

98. I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

99. I'm friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.

100. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

Now, it's your turn. Don't be shy – let's see who can come up with the most laugh-inducing, eye-rolling, or head-scratching dad joke. The comment section is your stage, and we can't wait to hear what you've got. So, what are you waiting for? Hit us with your best (or worst) dad jokes and spread the laughter! ????